Mission Chronicles

The Mission Statement - When some people get bored and restless, they climb Mt. Everest or fly a balloon around the world or buy a Web cam and produce Internet porn. I am undertaking a challenge more formidable. More bold.More...implausible...(Click to continue)
July 13-16: The Jamboree in the Hills, Morristown, Ohio
What I did: Camped at a four-day country music festival known as "The Super Bowl of Country Music"-in other words, absolutely nothing of value. The idea is to kick off M:I with the least useful activity imaginable and then spend the next three months making restitution...(Click to continue)
July 19-28: Sadler's Midnight Sun Ultra Challenge, Fairbanks to Anchorage, Alaska
What I did: Drove a support vehicle for the Tour de France of wheelchair racing, a 6-day, 265-mile stage race involving some 20 world-class athletes. I joined an international group of volunteers coordinated by Volunteers for Peace. (Click to continue)

August 3-18: Habitat for Humanity, Papua New Guinea

What I’m doing: Helping build houses in a village in this hot, wet, sticky country that occupies the eastern half of the island of New Guinea, just north of Australia. (Click to continue)

 

September 5-8: Adam Schiff Congressional Campaign, Pasadena, California

What I’ll be doing: Going door to door on my bicycle to garner votes for Adam Schiff, a Democratic state senator aiming to unseat Republican Jim Rogan. (Click to continue)

September 10-23: Earthwatch, Ellensburg, Washington

What I'll be doing: Helping researchers determine which toys and tools make depressed, caged chimpanzees happier. (Click to continue)

October 13-27: Xi'ian, China, Global Volunteers

What I'll be doing: Teaching high school conversational English to Chinese students. (Click to continue)

November 1-December 15: The "Free Suzanne" Contest

What I did: Offered myself -- for one week, anywhere in the United States -- as the grand prize in a contest to test my usefulness. (Click to continue)

January 15-19: Lincoln, Nebraska

What I did: Served as writing instructor/spelling-test-giver/show-and-tell item in Becky Tegeler's class at Hartley Elementary School. (Click to continue)